Which occupation is the easiest and most lucrative?
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You can make any promise that you want and the people will not question it because they view you as sent by God. If you make a promise that doesn’t come true (and most won’t), don’t worry, all you have to do is make up a story that justifies the failure (you’re being tested, lack of faith, you need to pray harder, etc.).
Then when you are finally discovered doing the very sins that you have been praying against (Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Bakker, Tim Haggard, etc) you only have to get in front of your congregation, cry big alligator tears, confess all your transgressions and give the allusion that the devil made you do it. The congregation will cry too, and forgive you.
Tags: Alligator, Alligator Tears, Allusion, Collection Plates, Devil, Double Wide Mobile Home, Failure, Faith, Formal Education, God, Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggert, Occupation, People, Preacher, Storefront, Tent, Transgressions
4 Responses to “Which occupation is the easiest and most lucrative?”
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December 20th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
You know I was actually going to say that you bastard…
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
They are very well paid actors
December 24th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
For easiest job, how about “coroner”?
You’re doing surgery on DEAD people — no matter how badly you screw up, what’s the worst that could happen?
December 25th, 2008 at 7:34 am
go on welfare.
No work just money, money, money.